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Monday, August 11, 2008

Horny lizard

The Sneaky Snakes
Among You Guys Have Hope Yet!


You gotta love the story "Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father
" when it inspires such hope in beating, if aging, hearts.

He's rediscovered sex.

This isn't just your ordinary old lizard, but a rare one found only in New Zealand who's in a very real sense a leftover dinosaur. (No joke; see the story.)

Seems "Slinky" Henry -- that'd be the lizard shooting to fame with his newly-rediscovered libido -- had suffered a cancer somewhere in his tender nether regions; once that was removed, he perked right back up.

Maybe it was finding a love mate so much his junior: a bare slip of a lass, that Mildred is, at a barely-legal (in lizard laws) 80.

Now then -- the next goal is to goad scientists into researching just how such an ancient beast can even give rise to such a licentious thought as to pursue charming Mildred. Why?

For US -- or have you forgotten so much you forgot what your forgot already??? ;-)

The story comes at a particularly apropos time, doesn't it -- in the early days of the Olympics?

GO-O-O-OOOOOO, HENRY!!!!!!!!

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