Among You Guys Have Hope Yet!
You gotta love the story "Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father" when it inspires such hope in beating, if aging, hearts.
He's rediscovered sex.
This isn't just your ordinary old lizard, but a rare one found only in New Zealand who's in a very real sense a leftover dinosaur. (No joke; see the story.)
Seems "Slinky" Henry -- that'd be the lizard shooting to fame with his newly-rediscovered libido -- had suffered a cancer somewhere in his tender nether regions; once that was removed, he perked right back up.
Maybe it was finding a love mate so much his junior: a bare slip of a lass, that Mildred is, at a barely-legal (in lizard laws) 80.
Now then -- the next goal is to goad scientists into researching just how such an ancient beast can even give rise to such a licentious thought as to pursue charming Mildred. Why?
For US -- or have you forgotten so much you forgot what your forgot already??? ;-)
The story comes at a particularly apropos time, doesn't it -- in the early days of the Olympics?